(I really should make a maple-related post eventually)

THE CVS SOCIETY

‘Twas Halloween, and CVS was a madhouse. I took to grabbing a pack of tulip bulbs and planting them along somebody’s house, before I was confronted by Tamaki Suoh. He believed me to be Haruhi, I guess, so I played the part. At that point, I appeared in some aqua road / penderghast mansion thing, with some kind of drake that couldn’t hit me. I got to the center of the mansion and I found my grand prize… a bunch of tissues! Then every single drake began chasing me and (I guess I was a level twenty-something thief in this dream [Spazzmuffins maybe?]) My dark sight worked, but didn’t work (as in, I was translucent, but I could still get hit) and I died because one of them managed to deal 40 damage because I misjudged my jump and landed on it. So the tombstone-ghost thing happened, and… what’s this? I respawn in some old lady’s house? Lots of little kids had told me about the fact that she never gave out real candy, only fake stuff. And then, poof! She showed up right in front of me. “There’s nothing wrong with real candy, it’s just I have to drive 60 miles to get it!” she had said. I didn’t bother telling her that if she just went outside, there would be a big box of it. The thing was, her house was in CVS, but with a yard and everything. When she looked out the window, she freaked out because she hadn’t noticed a sudden row of tulips that were growing. Oops. But then, just a little bit later, looking out another window, I saw two things. One, I saw a tropical beach. Two, lounging on that beach was Tamaki Suoh. “Uhh…” I mumbled, and that managed to get his attention despite the fact that the window was closed and he was almost twenty feet away. He called out a name (not Haruhi, but not Spazz or Lynn either) and ran off like a dog. The old lady who was still there looked horrified. “Don’t worry… Tamaki isn’t very reasonable when it comes to me,” I explained, now lounging on the floor. Tamaki came around the corner, and immediately tackleglomped me. At this point every part of the background disappeared and we were just kinda floating in black. I could feel the ground (it felt like concrete) but I couldn’t see it. I guess I did something cute, because at that point Tamaki had his signature nosebleed! He looked around, holding his nose and panicking, before he decided to take my wad of tissues that I had died for! I started screaming at him, but then a little ‘quest complete’ icon popped up out of nowhere, nearly blinding me. And then… what’s this? Tamaki starts spazzing out. “YES! I BEAT HIM! TAKE THAT LEACH! Muahahaha…” (maybe I crossed over with Twilight somewhere back there?) and then POOF, I’m back in my bed. I see a brief flash of Jacob Black (oh yes, definitely Twilight…) before I ‘wake up’… until I realize that OMGWTFBBQ, WHY IS TAMAKI SUOH IN MY BED. (But, more importantly, how did my bed get cleaned off? Right now, it’s stuffed a couple of feet high with books and stuffed animals.) He said something about me being his ‘fake girlfriend’ or something like that and then fell asleep. I woke him up and screamed at him some more, before the said ‘WTF, I’M COLD AND I’M GOING TO BED.’ He then randomly stuffed a rose in my mouth and went to sleep again. I kicked him off the bed only to realized ‘oh noez! it is a five-foot drop to the floor!’ and I only giggled saying ‘I think I like this fake boyfriend thing’ (which made no sense) and before anything else could happen, I woke up.

One word: WOW.

I wanted to make this first post maple-related, but everything pales in comparison to this lovely little puppy, and he is to be mine on November 30th, 2008. <3

Name suggestions, anyone?